Forks

Nach dem Abendessen, der belgische Freund: Wanna watch a movie? I borrowed Kebab Connection...
Ich: Well, can we first do the dishes?
Er: (maul) Boohh, nooo....and look, I could improve my german by watching that movie with you, it's in german!
Ich: You can also improve your german by making the dishes - what's that? (auf meine Gabel zeigend)
Er: Eh, eine Fork?